It’s a question that men have been struggling to answer for generations – a debate that has raged on since 1964.
When discussed openly, it’s sometimes pitted father against son, and poisoned formerly cordial relationships among co-workers and neighbors.
But when pondered privately, a man must look deep into his soul and be honest with himself – even if he might be surprised by his own answer.
And that question is: Ginger or Mary Ann?
Yup, which comely castaway on perennial TV rerun Gilligan’s Island did you fall for like a coconut dropping on Gilligan's noggin? Were you a sucker for the highly seductive charms of sexy, slinky Ginger, who very likely was no stranger to the Hollywood casting couch? Or were you more comfortable with the irresistibly cute, wholesome, Mary Ann in her short shorts and certain way with a coconut cream pie?
This debate all began exactly sixty years ago, when Gilligan’s Island made its TV debut on September 26, 1964. In the weeks before that, the Lorain Journal did its best to help promote the show. And it did it by printing – what else? – photos of Ginger (Tina Louise) and Mary Ann (Dawn Wells).
Mary Ann struck first with a photo on the TV page of September 9, 1964.
It's interesting that Dawn Wells was a former Miss Nevada in the Miss America pageant.
But this photo of Tina Louise, shown cavorting with the U.S. Olympic basketball team, neatly capsulates the point of view held by those who wouldn't mind being marooned with Ginger rather than Mary Ann. It ran in the paper on Sept. 24, 1964.
Anyway, in our house we watched Gilligan's Island both first-run and in reruns. I was a loyal fan of the show, reduced to watching it during its last season on a small black and white TV while my siblings watched The Monkees at the same time on the large color TV in the kitchen.
We must have missed the first season of Gilligan's Island, because the black and white reruns that showed up on Channel 43 when it first signed on were new to us. It always annoyed my mother that we enjoyed it, and I vividly remember her kicking us out of the house one time to go outside and play when we were watching it.
What's funny to me now is that while watching a lot of GRIT-TV, I see the Skipper (Alan Hale, Jr.) and the Professor (Russell Johnson) in lots of old Westerns. Russell Johnson plays a particularly rotten weasel in the great Ride Clear of Diablo (1954) with Audie Murphy.
And speaking of 1960s TV regulars playing Western scumbags, DeForrest Kelley was the king, before becoming Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy on Star Trek. And he, too, tormented Audie Murphy, in Gunfight at Comanche Creek (1963).
This insightful tome was on the Brady bookshelf for years |
Be with us next time when we debate the rocky choice of Wilma vs Betty (although they giggled the same and could both be shrews to their hard-working husbands), followed by Archie Andrews' conundrum of Betty vs Veronica (who were both drawn exactly the same except for hair style and color).
Just kidding.
Mary Ann all the way.Ginger was just too tall and had those thin lips that gave her a hard look.Mary Ann was just a sweet little thing of a girl who looked like she could relate to you.Whereas Ginger looked stuck up and snobbish and was the epitome of a high maintenance woman.
ReplyDeleteMary Ann for sure.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Mary Ann.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I've watched even 3 episodes of Gilligan's Island because Dad wasn't going to waste his time, or his electricity on such nonsense. All the same, it's Mary Ann. I would be surprised if any guy would want to end up with Ginger. Even as a youngster she looked Far Too Expensive.
ReplyDeleteI remember Bob Denver better as the beatnik Manard G. Krebs from the earlier comedy The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis. Something of a role model, in fact.
As an aside... I once checked in at an expensive hotel. The ladies behind the counter had nametags identifying one as "MaryAnne" and the other as "Ginger." I didn't say anything but chuckled. As I walked away and heard one say to the other, "Why do all the old guys laugh at us?"
Funny Story. Thanks for sharing
DeleteLook at all these old men in here rating women. The correct answer neither as it is Lynda Carter and it's not debatable.
ReplyDeleteYou would be correct had the question been Ginger, Mary Ann, or Linda Carter :)
DeleteIf you're going in another direction than what about Lyndsay Wagner,the Bionic Woman?
DeleteIst cable pay tv system in USA. Opposed by theater owners Asst.of CAli. Voted out in general election the next month.Voters were just as stupid back then.
ReplyDeleteMary Ann. I will die on this hill. ;)
ReplyDeleteMrs. Howell!
ReplyDeleteMary Ann
ReplyDeleteBailey
Gabrielle
Chloe.
Gee, I thought somebody would say: Eva Grubb!
ReplyDeleteI forgot Brenda, from RHODA.
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